Kaufman takes on Nessie

Scotland, as part of the UK, is also hosting a portion of the Olympics. We thought we'd escape here for a few bucolic days, returning to London closer to the event finals. Little did we know that Steve would be drafted into a highly secretive, much feared event - wrestling the Loch Ness monster.

Nessie, as she's known in these parts, has long eluded the efforts of scientists and thrill seekers. The Olympic committee thought, why not take this opportunity to leverage some of the worlds most competitive resources?

Using his prowess in process and his cunning insight into what drives behavior, Steve baited Nessie with chocolate ice cream. When she emerged, he pounced. Chalk up another gold for team US - if the SIS ever agrees to let the event go public.